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Aldo Bianchini. This dude apparently lives in Italy. He's done something that I guarantee you (me) have always wanted to do while you're suffering through the load of shit that's coming out of some pedophiling freak of nature who could never come to terms with his sexuality so he chose to worship his savior, who brings him these little boys's mouth. He literally stood in church and ripped his own eyeballs out. That takes some serious crazy.